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13 3 / 2014
Area 20-Something Says She ‘Will Die’ If She Has to Wake Up Any Earlier for Anything Ever
So she decided to do something about it
20-something Toronto young professional, L. Palmer [name has been changed] hated waking up to do literally anything ever. So when she heard she might have to get up a tad earlier to do [insert activity here], she simply could not stand for it.
“I thought, if that happens, I will die,” Palmer told her friends. “I will quit everything!”
Instead of begging her mom/friends/boss/self to let her sleep later or taking ill-timed naps to compensate for her lack of sleep, she decided to do something heroic: Palmer quit her job, friend-dumped everyone and moved back in with her parents. Now she doesn’t have to die–and she can sleep in. It’s a win/win.
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